*David Attenborough voice*
“Here we are, privileged to see this fascinating species in his secondary environment. Normally found in the lakes and seas around the UK, this time we encounter homo openwaterus in a pool…”
“Our cameraman was very brave to get these shots and could easily have been eaten – homo openwaterus needs to retain a healthy layer of blubber at all times and often eats anything in its path.
Fortunately this specimen was at play and we have this amazing footage.”
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