Perceptions

I’ve just put on a *very* tight new base layer top that was delivered today. It’s very tight and I instantly felt fat and lumpy.

I risked a quick look in the mirror to see just how bad it was and I was surprised to find a sculpted-guy-who-is-carrying-a-bit-too-much-timber-but-actually-looks-ok staring back at me.

I’m not sure who he is, but I hope he doesn’t rob me, he looks much stronger and fitter than I am.

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I’m fet

I had describe myself in sporting terms recently (for the TeamBearTri bio) and the phrase “I’m fet” sprang to mind.

I’m fet, because I’m halfway between fat and fit.

Geddit?

Never mind, it made me chuckle anyway.