The other day my friend @wonky_donky and I were discussing who would be for the chop once he was king. At the time we were discussing charlatan social media “gurus”. Once @wonky_donky is king this will all change – and this is a revolution I could vote for (although I think I may have misunderstood the concept of revolution).
Anyway, it got me thinking, who would be lost to this world when I run the world. There would be a few:
– People who set off for a new lane, just in front of you. I mean just in front you, like JUST IN FRONT. You may be on a training plan, but maybe so am I – I’m just swimming further than you.
– Drivers that drive at 42 mph in a 60 zone, but at 39 mph in a 30 zone. Do I need to say any more?
– Masterchef. I don’t normally watch it, but I saw a bit the other night, is it always that pretentious, pompous and pointless?
Come the revolution, these would all be gone.
Don’t worry, they’ll be more to come. I have awoken a monster!
One response to “Come the revolution”
Ha, agree with #1 and #2 for sure! Masterchef I can kind of live with though because I have a remote and can get away from it 🙂